Americans are stupid

and there's the proof. how in da crap do you get in such a mess?? imagine explaining that to the first coppers on the scene.

Bunch of friggin' dumbasses.

The ten Facts of life!!!

Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky…..not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two thousand rupaiyas and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty rupees?
Number 2 - In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR THIS WEEK:We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in China but we haven’t got a clue as to where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.

Homophobe

I was walking in the Green Park market a couple of days back and saw this couple, one person was wearing tight jeans and the other was wearing a skirt and top. Knowing the vagaries of today's fashion, it was too unclear a view from behind to fathom a guess as to the sex of each of those two. But shortly we caught up with them and lo and behold, the one in the tight black pair of jeans with the wiggling behind was a guy. Disgusting.
Guys don't wiggle their asses or wear tight jeans. Neither, for that matter do they get their right ears pierced. That wasn't the way we were made and it's not the way we should be. I'm petrified of Homosexuals. I have no idea why, but just the very sight of one is disgusting. People talk about respecting other people's lifestyle choices. Well, to that i say, STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE.
Gay psycho-fucks. Sodomy is not something that was handed down from above when HE was making us. It's the reason gays cannot procreate naturally. Cos they weren't meant to be. We were not meant to have two fathers or two mothers. You get one of each. A nice balanced family.
Anyone with half an education is going to call me backward and whatever else. Fuck You.
No gays--A better world. No more perverts.
What we should do is dedicate an island off the coast of Antartica or something. Like a leper colony. Anyone who wants to be openly gay can indulge his fantasy with like-minded people there, away from the gazes of normal, sane people.
That's a pretty good idea actually. Put yellow stars around all gays and transport them by the truckload to that bloody island. Then lets see how many people are born gay.!!!

Indian Broadband sucks!

Indian Broadband sucks!
I don't know what i'm rambling on about. It's nearly 4:30 A.M. and i still havent found any half-decent porn movie to download today.
I've got a 256KbPS connection and i'm just looking at the connection speeds of some of the people i'm downloading from....!1MBPS.....3MBPS......jeeeeeezzzz.
And Sify advertises this connection as high-speed internet. Wake up India. Broadband is classified as connection speeds of 256 and above, which means i'm barely subsisting.
This sucks, big time.
Somebody sue Sify. And while you're at it, rope in Airtel as defendants too, since they're no better.

blogs suck

mah first ever blog.......mah first ever post in mah first ever blog.
all seniors are out at meetings and i'm alone in the office so i've taken this time to start up this blog.
seeing as i could never keep a diary regularly enough, this project might appear doomed to failure right from the outset, but as usual, with all new endeavours...hope springs anew.
i've been reading some other blogs and the only thing which prevented me from keeping one of my own was the fact that most of them are so effin' boring. y is that??
my blog might not turn out to be the most interesting one, but at least it is never going to a diatribe against the rights and wrongs that afflict our personal worlds.
anyway, now for the juicy stuff. i'm a copywriter working in this little ad agency in green park,New Delhi. people on the outside of the advertising world watch ads on TV, see ads in the papers and everyone goes, "what shit! i can do better stuff." i used to be one of those people, until i got into the industry and found out exactly how tough it is to come up with an idea to sell a product. but more on my shitty job later.
anyway, this blog is going to strive to be the antithesis of the generic blog, no well written babbling on the ills confronting our daily lives......just a brief note on the ills that befall me.
signing off now....4:35 p.m. on the 8th, november,2005......