The Best/only way to take a shower-The truth.

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see GF along the way, shake sausage/wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

3. Look at your manly physique in the mirror. Admire the size of your manhood and scratch your ass.

4. Get in the shower.

5. Wash your face.

6. Wash your armpits.

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud they sound in the shower.

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the soap.

11. Shampoo your hair.

12. Make a Shampoo Mohawk/Spikes/Ponytail depending upon whether you're Malayalee, Punjabi or Goan.

13. Pee.

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

16. Admire size in mirror again.

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan(exhaust) on.

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass GF, pull off towel, shake cucumber at her and make the 'woo-woo'sound again.

19. Throw wet towel on bed.


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