Michael Stipes- The Ladies man??

Do you think Michael Stipes ever got laid???
He's got legs of a tweezer,the head of a sawn-off golf ball,the height of a grasshopper,the body of a stick and the arms of a reed. All in all he's pretty much like the inside of a janitor's closet.

so do you think he ever gets laid??
and the answer is....(and for all you politically-correct,insignificant,spineless followers of him, i didn't Wikipedia this)......yes.
Why??
I think you'd be able to charm the pants of a lady too if you had the brains to write Man on the moon,Losin' my religion and Everybody hurts.
Just watched a concert live in Athens.the guy's a killer,what a band,U2 doesn't hold a candle to them.Evergreen oldies, he really should be given a lifetime achievement award sometime soon by some ceremony, god knows there are enough going around.
If there's one gripe about them,there's just not enough news about the orgies they must be having in their hotel rooms.What the hell man??when you've got half the naked chicks in Greece attending your concerts, i think we deserve a little more rock band-like behaviour and a little less of the Oprah Winfrey like shit.