Indian Broadband sucks!

Indian Broadband sucks!
I don't know what i'm rambling on about. It's nearly 4:30 A.M. and i still havent found any half-decent porn movie to download today.
I've got a 256KbPS connection and i'm just looking at the connection speeds of some of the people i'm downloading from....!1MBPS.....3MBPS......jeeeeeezzzz.
And Sify advertises this connection as high-speed internet. Wake up India. Broadband is classified as connection speeds of 256 and above, which means i'm barely subsisting.
This sucks, big time.
Somebody sue Sify. And while you're at it, rope in Airtel as defendants too, since they're no better.