Michael Stipes- The Ladies man??

Do you think Michael Stipes ever got laid???
He's got legs of a tweezer,the head of a sawn-off golf ball,the height of a grasshopper,the body of a stick and the arms of a reed. All in all he's pretty much like the inside of a janitor's closet.

so do you think he ever gets laid??
and the answer is....(and for all you politically-correct,insignificant,spineless followers of him, i didn't Wikipedia this)......yes.
Why??
I think you'd be able to charm the pants of a lady too if you had the brains to write Man on the moon,Losin' my religion and Everybody hurts.
Just watched a concert live in Athens.the guy's a killer,what a band,U2 doesn't hold a candle to them.Evergreen oldies, he really should be given a lifetime achievement award sometime soon by some ceremony, god knows there are enough going around.
If there's one gripe about them,there's just not enough news about the orgies they must be having in their hotel rooms.What the hell man??when you've got half the naked chicks in Greece attending your concerts, i think we deserve a little more rock band-like behaviour and a little less of the Oprah Winfrey like shit.

Never ask about a guy's shoes.....again!!

In Varanasi....
Passenger comes to use the washroom and i noticed his shoes.....these flashy New Balance jobs with silver logo on them. Pretty unique.
but i didn't think twice of them until 5 minutes later another guy walks up to use the washroom wearing the identical same pair of footwear.Now either these two guys are sharing one pair of shoes, otherwise it's pretty strange that two guys, unknown to each other,sitting on a flight far apart from each other are wearing the exact same pair of bling.
So i stopped him and asked, "do you have any friends on this flight?"
Old dude:"yes, mumble,something,mumble,mumble"
I:"I'm sorry. Do you have any friends or relatives on this flight?"
Old dude:"yes, yes!"
I:"Well, who is he?how are you two related?"
Old dude(pointing in direction of other old dude wearing the same shoes):"He's my husband!!!"
I:"sorry, can you help me clean up my spit and close my mouth for me now?"

The lst bit was made up......i just said "Nice Shoes" and carried on.

that's sick man.
just plain old sickness personified.
Needless to say i'm never noticing guys shoes ever again.