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Friday, December 02, 2005

thing's i'll never do/see/whatever!!!

1.Watch another Hindi movie in a cinema.(or anywhere else, if i can help it.)

2.Listen to another Hindi film son.(or any Hindi song for that matter--love songs, all of them[sic])

3.Play professional football for a state level club.

4. Drive a Formula 1 car.

5.Meet Aishwarya Rai.

6.Swim.

7.Weight over 65 kilos.(try as hard as i might)

8.Be a big shot creative director at a big shot ad agency.(i'm trying a variation on reverse psychology here.)

9. Stop finding people's discomfort and pain funny.

10. Get over my fetish for women's noses.(not boobs, not asses nor legs.)

11.Ever stop liking Third Eye Blind.

12.Stop liking cricket.

13.Go to G.B. Road.

14.Be able to finish a whole quarter bottle of vodka.

15.Play in a rock band.(how i wish that weren't true.)

16.Be able to love Rebecca the way she does me.

17.Ever get in touch with Nitya again.

18.Have Brett Lee's perfect bowling action.

19.Watch Them Clones at Glastonbury...live.(Ever!!!)

8 Comments:

Blogger the_ego_has_landed said...

hey..nice post..hehe..fetish for noses!!??haha..that's a new one.
Thanks for visiting my blog!:)

10:07 PM  
Blogger deepahnika said...

hehehe i hv one too..the first thing i notice on a person is his nose :-D !!!

12:02 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

How strange the nose is the first thing i notice too on a person when we first meet!

9:54 AM  
Blogger gautami tripathy said...

Cool, you nosy bum!

11:21 AM  
Blogger Arjun said...

:lol: Nice post. Never notice noses until my friends point them out, though! ;)

4:04 AM  
Blogger Shivangi Misra said...

"The better the writing, the worse they'll look"... hehehe... thats quite a theory you have here. So is it by rule that we cant have good looking writers? Strange! :)

11:40 PM  
Blogger Shivangi Misra said...

"Ask for what you want.Let us be clear on this one:Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!"
Thats what your post says... How the hell do you expect me to 'get the hint'??? :)

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey....saw you had stopped by, so I thought I would check out your blog as well! interesting post...really made me think. I have never thought of the nose thing, but hey whatever works for ya! Again, cool post, and thanks for visiting my blog....your welcome anytime. :P

12:00 PM  

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