Du Hast!
Just found out that one of the guys who hired me as a copywriter in this agency hates my guts. And Why??Cos i turned out to be not as creative as he thought i would be. HELLO!!!Creativity is subjective, u tit.
Or maybe you didn't realise that. I should've guessed. It's probably because of those pants you wear. Research has proven that if you wear your pants too close to your nipples, the fork cuts off circulation to your dick, and increases the blood flow to the chest cavity, thereby inhibiting your sex life as well as prohibiting proper brain functioning. Also, when you pull the pants way upto your chest, you look like a clod which will result in unusual cravings for bovine feed such as grass and plastic bags.
It also tends to drive away all forms of female life in the vicinity-- as in the only other female in the agency, who resigned because of you yesterday, as well as your wife, with whom you have yet to bear child despite being married and horny for the best part of the last 28 years.
This style of dressing does tend to appeal to wannabe Art directors, who copy the moustaches of more famous and successful people such as Piyush Pandey, thus qualifying himself to be know as the next Pandu.
Caution: sending above two mentioned characters for nude calendar shoot will entail untold misery and harassment for the agency.
You have been forewarned.(Now i've got to get the agency guys to read this.)
posted by Delhi's Deviant @ 12:04 PM
3 Comments:
hello deviant...
how intriguing (and quite a bit amusing) to discover your comment in my blog today (my expressions from stepping into beautiful softly falling snow at two o'clock in the morning--while i am in awe of the wonder of how a beautiful white blanket softens our world and quiets the noise, i would that i could sum it up more exquisitely as you desire). how cleverly you dismissed my words by expressing all the good poets are already (very well done, i must say).
however, after reading your blog, i am even more intrigued, as you yourself state "creativity is subjective" and yet you are quite clear in your opinion that my work is not (creative, that is).
then, too, the opening of your site claims it is "never going to be a diatribe against the rights and wrongs that afflict our personal worlds" and yet every succeeding post is a diatribe against someone, something, a concept, or a philosophy.
how someone so young can have such a continuing thread of discontent bewilders me. perhaps it is that you take delight in many things as well, but only post here the things you despise and dismiss.
you have incredible potential and great creativity. i hope during the next several years it serves you well and it gives you everything you want. life is incredibly rich and abundant, offering you wealth beyond what you are able to see for now.
thanks for a fascinating read. and thank you for taking the time not only to read my words but to let me know you were there.
i wish you all good things.
diana christine
hmmm....being a rammstein fan, i asked my aunt (who is german)..wht the song meant. wht she told me ws quite surprising. she told me tht the song ws a dual meaning song. every line had 2 meanings. and the essence of the song is the DUALITY of things....so i ws just wondering why the title Du-Hast for this particular entry??
Rammstein, people have different perceptions of that song. some say it's got a dual meaning, while some hold that it's just plain and simple do u hate me.
which is what i'm going for!
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