Fatboy Slim is Fucking in heaven!!

stupid fucking people. everyone's fucking stupid. fucked up bloggers with their penchant for writing poetry. crazy fucking poetry. all those fuckers are just wannabe cabaret dancers...trying to get anyone to take a good look at their fucking goods...in the hope that some fucker will like what he sees.stop writing motha fucking shit. no ones gives a flying fuck. we're not all fucked up voyeurs. we ain't gonna read it.
i don't know why the fuck i'm going on with the "we"??it's just me. i don't wanna read your fuckshit. i want to flush it the fuck down the toilet. it's boring. it's stupid. and it's not got no fuckin' content. who gives a volcanic fuck if your friend died?or broke up with you to sleep with your foster mom?who just had a sex change operation??fuck this shit!!get a fucking life. unlike me.

cos all i do if go to fucking office and come the fuck back. sit on the net till it's too wildly fucking late and then i don't get enough fucking shuteye to get up in time for office..which starts the whole fucking cycle all over again.
everyone. everything. including this fucking post. life's a bitch. it fucks everyone. no one dies a fucking virgin. which means that sex is fucking overrated. cos whether you do it with a guy or a girl, with an animal or machine, you'll still get some almighty fuckin, whether you like it or not. whether you're prepared for it or not.
MORAL: one condom is better than two. but chocochip icecream rules the whole fucking planet.

P.S. read this and fuckin' weep cos this post's cummin' off as soon as i think up something to post.
Fuck the peace.